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Hot Fries and Ninja Turtles



Back in the day, after church, me and my brother would run over to a local diner, buy a bag of disgustingly delicious hot fries, and then hurry over to the Ninja Turtles arcade game to thwart the forces of the evil one (The Shredder, not the Satan) for 25 cents.

It used to be the highlight of my day; hot fries and video games with my homie.

Life was much more simple back when we were kids, wasn't it?

As an aside, look how non-threatening those Ninja Turtles are. Since when did ninjas make you want to say "AWWW" and whip out your camera? And why are they wearing bandanas? Do they not want people to confuse them with other giant non-threatening turtles? No wonder New York is in its current state.