War on Spiders

So I've mentioned earlier about how weird I am, and how vivid my imagination can be. Well yesterday while in my garage getting in a heavybag workout (I didn't need to add the 'heavybag' part but it was my subtle way of letting everyone know), I saw a spider crawling across the floor.

In my mind I began to wonder why it was out so early; it just snowed a few days ago. Then I began to debate whether or not I should kill the spider, this has happened before. I made a decision, based off past experiences, that I would end the spider life.

I walked over to, wiped sweat from my brow, looked at the vile beast and said, "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!"

It wasn't as cool as when Rorshach said it, but if his friends were listening they now know it's going to be a long summer.